00:03:08:There are different kinds of creatures|on this God's earth
00:03:12:But Mr. Ranjit who lives in this house|has a strange mentality
00:03:19:He believes that as a mosquito is born|just to suck blood,
00:03:24:A fly has been created to sit on dung|and spread diseases
00:03:29:The poor ones are also like them
00:03:32:They have been created only to make|trouble for the rich ones
00:03:37:That's why this rich gentleman|hates them very very much
00:03:59:Bloody fool! Why do you always keep|your hand underneath my foot
00:04:02:I am sorry, Sir
00:04:04:Bloody low-class poor!
00:04:10:Be careful, sir!
00:04:12:Hey, you touched me! No
00:04:14:You dared to touch me!
00:04:16:Sir, you might have tripped
00:04:17:So what? My head would have broken,|but why did you touch me?
00:04:21:Idiot! Rascal, get out of here
00:04:25:Listen Bahadur, arrange for some|water and dettol
00:04:30:Oh, my goodness!
00:04:32:I had to take a real bath|to kill the odour of poverty
00:04:37:Eh, pass me the rye bread
00:04:39:Hurry up
00:04:41:Keep at a distance
00:04:45:Get out, scoot
00:04:51:Who is it?
00:04:52:Who is this insolent fellow?
00:04:55:I am your brother-in-law
00:04:56:Brother-in-law!
00:04:58:Why are you spraying?|This is a dining table, not a gutter
00:05:02:I am doing it for your health
00:05:04:What do you mean?
00:05:04:You had to take a shower because|a poor guy touched you
00:05:08:This food also has been cooked|by a poor man
00:05:12:I don't want those germs|to enter your body
00:05:14:Did you eat this? Yes
00:05:16:You ate it?!
00:05:17:Open your mouth
00:05:19:What are you doing?
00:05:21:I am killing the germs of poverty
00:05:22:Get out of here
00:05:23:No! Why?
00:05:25:Do you remember my sister's last words?
00:05:27:What did she say?
00:05:28:She said I must stay here|till your death
00:05:31:So until I cremate you,|have taken of your ashes,
00:05:36:I won't leave this house
00:05:38:I won't
00:05:40:Oh, my late wife!|You went away to heaven,
00:05:42:but have left behind this hell for me
00:05:46:Abdul, get the car ready
00:05:48:Where are you going? To suicide
00:05:49:I'll come too For what?
00:05:51:I don't trust you. I don't believe you
00:05:58:Now let's meet Mr. Harbans|who lives in this house
00:06:03:As far as "Hatred for poor" is concerned
00:06:05:he is ten steps ahead of our Mr. Ranjit
00:06:08:The popular slogan goes;|"Eradicate Poverty"
00:06:10:But he says, "Eradicate The Poor"
00:06:19:Kulkarni, those worms!|Those bloody poor people
00:06:22:Did they vacate the land where I wish|to have a five-star hotel?
00:06:26:Sir, Ms. Madhu stopped us
00:06:28:She said her friend lived there
00:06:30:Damn it! Madhu's poor friend! I hate her
00:06:37:Oh, Brijesh, it's you!|Aren't you supposed to be in Germany?
00:06:42:Actually my daughter Rama...|Is she alright?
00:06:46:She is absolutely fine
00:06:49:Rama dear, come here
00:06:52:Your daughter got married and you didn't|even inform your elder brother!
00:06:57:They loved each other|so I had to get them married
00:07:03:What about his status?|Is he from an affluent family?
00:07:08:I must tell you the truth
00:07:10:He is my driver's son
00:07:12:What? It's true
00:07:14:No! No!
00:07:20:The family which selects|even its pets by pedigree,
00:07:24:the son-in-law of that family|is a driver's son!
00:07:27:How dare you come in front of me?
00:07:32:If it were my daughter|I would have killed her
00:07:36:Before I do the same,|get the hell out of here
00:07:41:Take this garbage with you
00:07:43:Don't ever show your faces again
00:07:45:Now get out
00:07:47:Relax, brother
00:07:50:I just brought them over|to get your blessings
00:07:54:Anyway, it's okay
00:08:02:But before leaving, I must say something
00:08:05:Don't be so proud and haughty|Everything has it's downfall
00:08:09:Even the Sun and the Moon have eclipses
00:08:12:We are only humans
00:08:14:Someday you may find yourself|facing the same situation
00:08:17:Because you have a young daughter too
00:08:20:God bless you, brother
00:08:22:God bless you
00:08:28:Because you also have a daughter
00:08:32:No! It will never happen to me. Never
00:08:42:Why did you stop?
00:08:44:It's a "No Entry", sir
00:08:45:To hell with it. Just go ahead
00:08:55:Who the idiot is violating traffic laws?
00:08:58:Tell that creep to move his car back
00:09:01:Move back
00:09:02:Who is this chicken shit?|Let me have a look
00:09:06:Move your car, or I'll break your head
00:09:08:YOU move back otherwise...
00:09:18:Hey, Harbu, it's you!
00:09:20:Oh, Ranjit!
00:09:25:You haven't changed a bit|in 20 odd years
00:09:30:You were bald then, you're bald now
00:09:36:Neither have you changed
00:09:39:You were dark then, and so are you today
00:09:47:What a strange coincidence!
00:09:49:We happen to live in the same city and|yet have never met each other
00:09:53:But today we meet
00:09:55:Come with me Where to?
00:09:57:I'm going to see a girl for my son
00:10:00:That's very good
00:10:03:Which family is she from?
00:10:05:She's a daughter of the textile tycoon,|Mr. Brijesh
00:10:07:What?
00:10:08:Mr. Brijesh!
00:10:10:It'd be better if you didn't Why?
00:10:12:He happens to be my younger brother
00:10:14:And his daughter married|his driver's son
00:10:18:What?
00:10:19:Yeah, it's true
00:10:20:Our kids can also make the same mistake
00:10:23:We must find a way
00:10:27:Come with me Where?
00:10:28:To the office of barrister Gokhale
00:10:31:I understand your problem
00:10:33:But there's nothing I can do
00:10:35:When the children come of age,|they can marry whoever they want
00:10:41:And no law, no institution can stop them
00:10:47:That's why I have come to you
00:10:49:To stop my daughter from marrying|any Tom, Dick or Harry
00:10:54:If it happens, I would have no choice|but to commit suicide
00:10:59:You must find a way to stop it
00:11:03:Money is not the criteria here
00:11:07:You rich people really know|how to get your work done
00:11:13:Anyway, I've to find a way out
00:11:20:Here is a marriage certificate
00:11:25:What's it for?
00:11:26:You get your daughter's signature on it
00:11:30:And if she asks why?
00:11:34:She sure will
00:11:36:You have to get it somehow
00:11:41:Is that so!
00:11:44:Okay, I will
00:11:45:Then what?
00:11:46:And then get the signature of|the chosen boy here
00:11:51:I see. And then?
00:11:52:Signatures of five witnesses. And I'd|then get it endorsed by the registrar
00:11:56:Then?
00:11:57:Then Bingo
00:11:59:They would be legally married
00:12:03:Oh, you are a genius!
00:12:05:Ranjit, he is simply a genius
00:12:08:Here is a cheque
00:12:10:Blank cheque
00:12:13:Fill in the amount yourself
00:12:16:Here is my blank cheque too
00:12:18:Get me a marriage certificate as well
00:12:21:Why not
00:12:22:Why do you need it?
00:12:24:We are in the same boat
00:12:27:my son is a living example of virtue
00:12:44:What's this guy doing!
00:12:49:Mr. Clown, let the show begin
00:12:52:Onlookers, Applauders, suckers, friends
00:12:57:Wow, what a darling!
00:12:59:Get lost
00:13:01:This here is lizard oil
00:13:03:Miracle cure lizard oil
00:13:05:Works on any ailment or illness
00:13:09:Just rub it on the affected part
00:13:11:And one thing more, friends
00:13:14:The oilseller is not an ordinary person
00:13:16:He is the son of millionaire Mr. Ranjit
00:13:19:A M illionaire's son!
00:13:21:Son of THE Mr. Ranjit!
00:13:25:Shameless! Idiot!
00:13:27:How dare you sell lizard oil|in front of my office?
00:13:32:You are disgracing me
00:13:35:He is Mr. Ranjit. A big hand for him
00:13:39:If you stop my pocket money|I've no other choice
00:13:47:I don't care but don't do it|in front of my office
00:13:52:Throw his stuff away
00:13:59:Now don't just stand there, leave
00:14:03:Until you quit hanging around|with this lousy mechanic...
00:14:09:I won't give you a single penny
00:14:11:Bear that in mind
00:14:13:Come on
00:14:16:Ajay our oil business is over,|what next?
00:14:19:Raja, that's true but now we have to go|out of our way
00:14:28:I do know that you are Mr. Ranjit's son
00:14:31:But your Dad has forbidden us|to encash your cheque
00:14:36:We cannot disobey him
00:14:38:He is our biggest client
00:14:40:Our bank simply can't afford|to lose his account
00:14:43:Why don't you understand?
00:14:45:You will have to clear my cheque
00:14:50:I won't, I won't
00:14:55:You tore my cheque!
00:14:58:Yes
00:15:09:Hello Dad, It's Ajay here
00:15:11:Yes, my child
00:15:11:This is too much, Dad
00:15:13:This third class manager here had|the nerve to tear off my cheque
00:15:15:Did he now? I'm on my way
00:15:17:You come soon, Dad
00:15:33:Good morning, Sir Shut up
00:15:37:Manager, how dare you tear his cheque
00:15:40:And who might you be?
00:15:42:Who am I!
00:15:44:It's because of me that|you earn your living
00:15:51:And you're enjoying white collor status
00:15:55:I am your boss, Ranjit
00:15:58:You are Mr. Ranjit!
00:16:01:I'm sorry, sir. How stupid of me!
00:16:04:I am newly transferred here|so didn't recognise you
00:16:08:Don't get cross, sir. Please!
00:16:11:But over the phone you told us|to freeze your son's account
00:16:17:I called you?
00:16:18:Yes, you did
00:16:19:Would I call to close|my only son's account?
00:16:25:My son! One who was born|after a hell of efforts
00:16:32:I searched whole India
00:16:35:Even went to movie stars
00:16:38:And besides...
00:16:40:I had to stay away from his mother|for ten years
00:16:45:And then he was born
00:16:49:He was born after you stayed away|ten years from your wife!
00:16:53:Yes
00:16:55:I cannot bear to see tears in his eyes
00:16:59:my child!
00:17:00:Daddy
00:17:02:my son
00:17:04:Please don't cry, sir
00:17:07:Now it's you who will cry
00:17:10:We will see to it that you do
00:17:12:You deserve it! You despicable fellow
00:17:16:Sorry, sir. It was a mistake on my part
00:17:20:You fail to recognise me|and call it a "mistake"?
00:17:23:You tore off my cheque! Sorry won't do
00:17:28:You made my son cry!|I won't accept no apology
00:17:33:Why were you born, earthworm?
00:17:36:I made a mistake, forgive me
00:17:39:I beg of you
00:17:41:Please forgive me
00:17:42:What do you say, Ajay?
00:17:44:Let's forgive him, Dad
00:17:46:Okay fatso, go and bring the cash
00:17:48:Yes, sir
00:17:50:Fantastic! Operation no. 2
00:17:56:Hello, Ranjit Rai speaking
00:17:58:This is the cashier from Federal Bank
00:18:01:Yes?
00:18:02:The new manager has given your son|half a million rupees in cash
00:18:08:What? Half a million!
00:18:10:I will teach that manager a good lesson
00:18:14:Bloody idiot!
00:18:16:Father is on the way
00:18:17:Already here, sir
00:18:19:Hand it over to him
00:18:21:Here you are, sir. Half a million
00:18:23:Son, tell me one thing
00:18:25:Who could have impersonated me|and called the manager?
00:18:29:M ust be Uncle
00:18:32:What?
00:18:33:My younger brother whom I disinherited!
00:18:38:That rascal blacky fellow
00:18:41:Manager, If he comes here again...
00:18:44:I understand, sir
00:18:47:I know how to handle him
00:18:51:He may come here in one piece,
00:18:55:but I will cut him into pieces
00:18:58:Otherwise I ain't a neighbour's offspring
00:19:03:What?!
00:19:04:Yes
00:19:06:Son, I think it's time to make a move
00:19:08:Come on, hurry up
00:19:10:At least we got the money
00:19:14:Daddy! Oh dear
00:19:16:Good morning, sir Shut up
00:19:18:Here, wear my wig. Hurry up
00:19:20:He is in the cabin, sir
00:19:35:What a freak!
00:19:38:Get lost, stupid morons!
00:19:48:Eh, manager
00:19:49:How dare you defy my order and|give my son the money?
00:19:52:I'll close down your bank
00:19:55:my name ain't Ranjit Rai for nothing
00:19:59:So you are here
00:20:03:You dog, Rascal, bloody blacky fellow
00:20:11:Take him inside and give him|a good thrashing
00:20:17:No!
00:20:18:Take him away
00:20:20:Where are you taking me?
00:20:24:Give him a good thrashing
00:25:45:Rascals!
00:25:47:Today I'll get you
00:25:50:I wil break your bones
00:25:59:You went to the bank and posed as me
00:26:05:And look what they have done to me!
00:26:07:Daddy!
00:26:09:Snake! Help me
00:26:12:Get it away
00:26:16:Raja, come on
00:26:18:Harbu, catch him
00:26:24:Just let me get my hands on you
00:26:29:Who could it have been!
00:26:32:Bloody scoundrel
00:26:34:Are you alright?
00:26:37:Not really
00:26:38:Why don't you ask your son|not to hang around with Raja?
00:26:41:I have left no stone unturned,
00:26:44:...yet I fail every time
00:26:46:How do you plan to get his signature|on the marriage certificate?
00:26:50:I am more clever than him|I ain't his father for nothing
00:26:53:Just wait and watch, I've my own plan
00:26:58:First page is the property document
00:27:00:Second page is ditto
00:27:03:And the third page is|marriage certificate
00:27:08:Now see how it works!
00:27:11:Hey, what are you... you almost scared me!
00:27:13:You got scared as if|you were caught red-handed!
00:27:16:I am born rich. Why would I steal?
00:27:18:Money ain't the problem for me
00:27:22:Anyway, sign these documents
00:27:24:What are these?
00:27:25:I've bought land on your name. Sign it
00:27:27:Daddy, you're great. Hand me the pen
00:27:31:Stop!
00:27:33:He will not sign
00:27:34:Why not? I am his father
00:27:36:So what?
00:27:38:You remember my sister's last words?
00:27:40:What?
00:27:41:Don't sign any paper|without first reading it
00:27:44:First read and then sign
00:27:45:You are right, Uncle
00:27:54:Read the second page
00:27:59:Ajay
00:28:01:We are getting late. Hurry up!
00:28:04:Just a minute
00:28:05:Tell me where to sign
00:28:07:Here
00:28:08:Don't sign without reading
00:28:09:Daddy must have prepared|the right agreement for me
00:28:12:Okay I will read it
00:28:13:Stop it, Uncle
00:28:16:You are always fighting like children
00:28:19:Here... I've signed it
00:28:24:I don't like this
00:28:26:But I like this
00:28:30:See what I mean!|I did take his signature
00:28:35:What are you thinking about?
00:28:38:What if I got my daughter's signature|on this certificate?
00:28:43:Say it again, say it again
00:28:45:How about I get Madhu's signature|on the same paper
00:28:52:Your head looks like a barren land
00:28:55:But you are a genius within
00:28:57:We will become relatives
00:28:59:Come on give me a hug
00:29:01:But how will you get her signature?
00:29:06:My daughter is very naive
00:29:11:Snail's pace even in this jet age
00:29:16:Snail's pace
00:29:28:You scared me
00:29:30:I would never do that
00:29:33:A very happy birthday to my best friend
00:29:35:Thank you
00:29:36:Kajal, your gift
00:29:38:Thank you
00:29:38:Now tell me, why did you call me here?
00:29:41:Wanted to do some shopping
00:29:43:For yourself or for me?
00:29:45:It doesn't matter, dear
00:29:48:Hey, it almost escaped my mind,|I've to exchange a shirt
00:29:51:I won't be long. Just a minute
00:30:27:Who did it?
00:30:30:I will show you
00:30:32:Are you blind? Come out
00:30:35:I say, come out
00:30:38:I am sorry
00:30:39:You broke my headlight and|this poor fellow's eggs too
00:30:42:Who'll pay the damages, your father?
00:30:44:Leave it, Madhu. He looks a gentleman
00:30:46:Gentleman! He looks more like a loafer
00:30:50:Hey, banditqueen Yes?
00:30:52:Shut up! Don't talk too much
00:30:55:Ajay, hand me some money
00:30:57:Hey, henstealer, how much for the eggs?
00:31:00:Only five hundred rupees
00:31:00:Here you go. What about your eggs?
00:31:03:What?
00:31:03:I mean your headlight
00:31:05:Five hundred
00:31:06:Five hundred?
00:31:07:Take this, a full thousand
00:31:09:What's the extra five hundred for?
00:31:11:You'll soon know
00:31:15:For this. Come on, Ajay
00:31:19:Hang on a sec. Yes?
00:31:22:Here is a full five grand
00:31:24:For what?
00:31:25:I'll tell you
00:31:33:For this
00:31:35:But it's only worth four thousand
00:31:37:Keep the rest as a tip|Followed, Mr. Stupid?
00:31:43:Come on, Kajal
00:31:48:Damn you!
00:31:49:Forget it, man. I mean, it's just a girl
00:31:51:So what? She gives tip|and calls me names
00:31:54:Do I look stupid?
00:31:55:These toys here are for sale|not for playing around with them
00:32:00:Sorry, sir
00:32:03:This ain't the way to clean|such an expensive statue
00:32:10:Do you know who is coming to see it?
00:32:12:No, who?
00:32:13:The rich and famous His excellency|Changeji of Agra
00:32:16:C'mon get going
00:32:18:Sorry, darling. I'll clean you
00:32:21:Excuse me?
00:32:22:The statue spoke?!
00:32:23:Excuse me. I'm over here
00:32:25:Yes, Ms. Statue, I mean Madam
00:32:28:This shirt is defective
00:32:31:It's impossible
00:32:33:What impossible?
00:32:34:Look here. There is a hole in it
00:32:36:Did you see? No
00:32:37:No? No
00:32:39:Okay, I'll show you
00:32:41:Can you see it now?
00:32:44:Yes, yes
00:32:46:Suleman
00:32:47:Show the madam another shirt
00:32:49:Otherwise she'll tear my pants too
00:32:51:Please proceed to the counter,|he'll show you the shirt
00:32:57:Come on, now cheer up
00:32:59:I kept quiet because of you
00:33:00:I would have taught her a good lesson
00:33:02:Okay, man, now forget it
00:33:07:She had the nerve to call me stupid!
00:33:08:Why don't you buy a shirt for yourself,
00:33:10:I'll go and check out a chick for me,
00:33:11:...I mean, the shoes
00:33:15:The shirt, not the trousers
00:33:47:Welcome your excellency
00:33:53:Have a good look at the statue
00:33:56:Don't stand in front of it
00:33:59:Get aside. Move
00:34:02:Specially carved for you
00:34:07:Yeah, sure
00:34:19:Your excellency, I...
00:34:21:Shut up
00:34:27:Marvellous! Fantastic!
00:34:31:What a craftsmanship!
00:34:33:This craftsman changed|the course of nature!
00:34:37:We ought to pay him five million
00:34:41:5 million?!
00:34:43:Who made this statue?
00:34:45:Who made it?
00:34:48:I made it with my own hands
00:34:51:You are truly great
00:34:53:You have no idea what you've done
00:34:56:If you say I'll make half a dozen more
00:34:59:This is what I don't wish
00:35:02:The great emperor cut the hands of|workers who worked on Tajmahal
00:35:06:So that there would be|no second one like it
00:35:08:I intend to do the same with you
00:35:12:Cut my hands off!
00:35:14:Aladdin?
00:35:15:Yes, my master
00:35:16:I am leaving
00:35:17:You bring his both hands to Agra
00:35:36:Help me, someone help me
00:35:47:Open the door
00:35:49:What shall I do now? Save me, God
00:35:52:After all what's a mobile phone for?
00:35:54:I'll use it. One zero zero
00:35:56:Hello, Police station
00:36:01:Give me one family pack of Colgate
00:36:03:One for me also
00:36:07:Sorry, sir. We've only one family pack
00:36:10:I'll take it I will
00:36:11:Leave it I won't
00:36:12:I took it first I saw first
00:36:14:Ladies first|Only in the bathroom queue
00:36:16:You're messing with me|It's my habit
00:36:18:I will take it
00:36:19:Alright then, you need it more than me
00:36:21:Why? Because your mouth stinks
00:36:23:What? Yikes! Your mouth stinks
00:36:35:Your mouth stinks!|Your body and character stink
00:36:41:It's you who needs it more than myself
00:36:43:Here! Have some more
00:37:19:I'll kill you
00:37:21:I will kill you
00:37:27:You see, actually I...
00:37:34:Oh, shit!
00:37:36:I'm going to kill you
00:37:39:Leave me
00:37:41:I will show her
00:37:44:Leave me, I'll fix this stupid
00:37:47:Come on then, let me see what you can do
00:37:49:Don't anybody move|It's the police!
00:37:51:Don't move, or I'll shoot
00:37:57:my father won't bail me out|if he finds out about this
00:38:01:Come on! Run
00:38:02:I'll settle with you later
00:38:03:You pigeon, why are you running away?|Come here, you!
00:38:06:Madhu, relax. Come on
00:38:08:How dare he mess with me?
00:38:12:What a filthy dump shit!
00:38:15:Are you sure your daughter|will sign this?
00:38:20:Sure she will
00:38:23:Driver, pull over
00:38:25:I won't be long
00:38:29:Eh, mister, would you guide me|to this place
00:38:32:Hey, I am asking you
00:38:39:Bastard! Rascal! Son of a bitch
00:38:41:Do you think my head is a match box?
00:38:46:Daddy
00:38:48:Daddy, you're here
00:38:51:What a pleasant surprise!
00:38:53:Uncle, please come in
00:38:54:Don't you call me "uncle"
00:38:56:I am only Mr. Harbans for you
00:38:59:Do you understand?
00:39:07:Bloody crows!
00:39:30:See what I mean! Even the crows didn't|approve of your attitude
00:39:33:By the way, why are you here?
00:39:35:I need your signature on these papers
00:39:37:I have to send them over to America|today itself
00:39:39:I will, but before that|I need your signature
00:39:44:Dinu uncle...
00:39:46:bring over the contract file
00:39:49:Which contract are you talking about?
00:39:51:In which you state that this land|belongs to these dwellers
00:39:56:What? Are you out of your mind?
00:39:58:I ain't giving no land to these paupers
00:40:03:No! Never
00:40:04:You think I'm going to sign|your rotten documents?
00:40:08:No! Never
00:40:13:Bring the papers, I will sign
00:40:16:Here
00:40:18:Here is the pen
00:40:19:Everytime I have to oblige
00:40:22:But you never amend your ways
00:40:24:Signature please, over there
00:40:30:Daddy, I love you. You are wonderful
00:40:32:Don't be so childish
00:40:34:Tell me where to sign. Doesn't matter|even if it's a death warrant
00:40:38:Over here
00:40:39:Bring the pen, hurry up
00:40:45:Daddy, you're so sweet
00:40:46:You are wonderful
00:40:49:You're the best daddy in the whole world
00:40:51:Thank you
00:40:53:Come on, Kajal|Let's give them the good news
00:40:57:You are marvellous
00:40:59:You bargained utmost happiness|for worthless land
00:41:04:Now we'll have our children|eating out of our hands
00:41:20:Hey, king of sadness
00:41:24:Don't be like a Romeo
00:41:26:Come back to earth! Wake up
00:41:30:Since three days you've been like this
00:41:33:Forget that girl
00:41:37:No, I can't live without her
00:41:44:Don't be emotional. Come on, help me
00:41:49:Never forget the three advices of|that famous poet
00:41:52:Never run after three things in life
00:41:55:A train, a bus and a girl
00:41:58:The world is just plentiful of them,|understand?
00:42:02:It's just too many of them around
00:42:10:Why have you kids brought me over here?
00:42:14:Isn't this birthday decoration nice!
00:42:17:Happy birthday!
00:42:19:Hey, help me here
00:42:24:Where are you off to?
00:42:42:Where are you going?
00:43:01:Hey where are you!
00:43:11:Do you know which pipe is to be cut?
00:43:15:Bloody deaf! You've to cut a pipe
00:43:19:Pipe! Yeah, yes
00:43:21:Go and finish your job
00:43:28:What an idiot!
00:43:32:Oh, dear!
00:43:34:Hey idiot are you taking a stroll there?
00:43:41:Bloody fool! I am talking to you
00:43:45:Are you deaf?
00:43:47:What's the problem? Get aside
00:43:54:You moron, look below
00:43:57:You darned fellow!
00:44:21:Oh, my God!
00:44:24:Help!
00:44:26:He will surely die
00:44:34:Somebody save him
00:44:36:Somebody help him
00:44:38:Raja!
00:44:41:Why is he crying? What's the matter?
00:44:43:Raja!
00:44:49:Hey you! Why on the earth|are you hanging there?
00:44:52:Somebody help him please
00:44:55:I told you never to run after|three things
00:44:58:Bus, train and girls
00:45:00:See what I mean. Just look at yourself!
00:45:02:Will you stop lecturing! Help me
00:45:04:I'm coming. It's just trouble|that he's inviting
00:45:07:Hurry up!
00:45:09:What should I do?
00:45:12:Oh, God! Oh, God please look after us
00:45:17:Oh, God! Oh, God
00:45:33:I'm gone
00:45:35:I'm gone
00:45:38:Help me
00:45:39:I'll fall
00:45:42:What are you doing, hurry up!
00:45:44:Shut up
00:45:45:Why did I've to invite him today
00:45:52:Oh, God
00:46:06:I am gone I am gone!
00:46:16:Hurry up! I can't hang on any longer
00:46:18:I ain't no stuntman
00:46:21:Hold on or lose the grip
00:46:23:Okay, man, I'll just hold on
00:46:26:I must close my eyes and go ahead
00:46:31:Oh dear!
00:46:53:He will save him. He is a real hero
00:47:03:You are too slow
00:47:04:Just keep quiet, man
00:47:08:Oh, God
00:47:12:What are you doing?
00:47:14:Oh, I am dead!
00:47:20:Ajay, please save me
00:47:22:It was you who came to save me
00:47:25:What are you doing?
00:47:28:Hold me please
00:47:30:I don't want to die|I mean, I ain't even married yet
00:47:35:Me too, man
00:47:37:Both will die. Oh, God save them
00:47:39:Do you hear what I hear?
00:47:46:I can even see it
00:47:49:Look over there
00:47:53:Can't you see we are|hanging down the pipe?
00:48:01:You idiot, you can't hear|but you can see us
00:48:07:Somebody help
00:48:11:Stupid, I told you to cut the lower pipe|not the upper one
00:48:16:Now both of them will die
00:48:18:Stop it. What's he doing!
00:48:21:Somebody stop him
00:48:24:I'll be blamed for their death!
00:48:27:Don't do it. Stop it
00:48:32:Stop cutting, you idiot!
00:49:20:Good morning, Auntie
00:49:26:What happened?
00:49:28:Help me
00:49:30:Auntie, listen to us please
00:49:32:We weren't trying to rape you
00:49:34:Really we're doing no such thing
00:49:38:Ajay, gag her otherwise we'll be|convicted of rape
00:49:42:Shut up, fatso
00:49:56:Come dear, come
00:49:58:No, auntie
00:49:59:Now it's your turn
00:50:02:Don't touch me
00:50:04:I will fix you
00:50:06:No! No!
00:50:07:You wanted to rape me
00:50:10:Open the door
00:50:12:Stay back
00:50:14:I think I'd have to break the door
00:50:17:Help me No, auntie, don't touch me
00:50:19:Oh God, give me strength
00:50:22:Help me
00:50:23:I am coming, dear
00:50:26:I'm falling, dear
00:50:31:What are you looking at? Come on, run!
00:50:33:Hurry up, run
00:50:48:Are you hurt?
00:50:49:Very badly, deep down inside,|from head to toe
00:50:52:He loves you madly
00:50:54:Whenever he sees you his heartbeat|goes up, blood pressure goes down
00:50:57:He gets crazy|He doesn't know what he is doing
00:51:00:He breaks statues, walks on pipes,
00:51:02:Even puts me in trouble
00:51:04:By the way, what are your plans|for tomorrow evening?
00:51:06:Can you meet him at 5,|in the Hanging Gardens?
00:51:10:Let me express my love myself
00:51:13:I am just helping you out|I don't need it, now leave
00:51:17:So, now the girl is more important|than a friend
00:51:20:But don't forget... Girl, bus and train
00:51:26:You see... I'm sorry
00:51:29:my friend was just blurting nonsense
00:57:12:I am taking her to the hill station
00:57:16:What made you decide so suddenly?
00:57:19:Because my Dad is making plans|for my marriage
00:57:23:And I ain't in no mood for it
00:57:25:Uncle, if we keep talking here|we may miss our flight
00:57:28:Hurry up, Kajal,|don't waste time in packing
00:57:31:Be quick, it's almost the departure time
00:57:33:Bye, Uncle. See you, bye
00:57:35:Take care, Kajal
00:57:38:Madhu has just gone to a nearby|Hill-station, not to some Honolulu
00:57:42:Quit worrying|I'll send Ajay there as well
00:57:45:Let me get this straight...
00:57:47:you fixed my wedding without even|asking me about it!
00:57:49:I ain't going anywhere to see no girl
00:57:52:I mpossible! I will not marry her
00:57:54:You will have to
00:57:56:Never ever
00:58:01:How dare you disobey your father?
00:58:03:He was the one to change your nappies|when you were a baby
00:58:08:He became a donkey... What?
00:58:10:I mean he even became a horse|for you to ride on
00:58:13:Such a great father deserves worship
00:58:19:You don't know my father
00:58:21:I know him very well
00:58:23:Your father may be mean... Hey!
00:58:25:...but he can never be selfish|Exactly
00:58:28:You ought to obey your father|And get yourself ready to leave
00:58:31:Try to understand... Quiet!
00:58:33:Please arrange for one extra ticket
00:58:35:Because I'll go with him too|Why is that?
00:58:37:To make sure he does go there,|and doesn't return from the airport
00:58:40:Correct. I will call the travel agent
00:58:43:I'll never go, Daddy
00:58:52:You very well know that I love Kajal
00:58:56:Hang on, I came to save you and|it's me you're hitting!
00:58:59:To save me! Hear me out first
00:59:00:Your father is planning to marry you|to that haughty girl,
00:59:03:the one we met in shopping arcade|Why would I be interested in her!
00:59:06:Your Kajal happens to be with her
00:59:08:Really? That's right
00:59:09:You romance Kajal...
00:59:11:and I'll fix that other hot-head
00:59:22:I am fed up of my Dad
00:59:23:He is forcing me to meet that guy
00:59:27:Meet him atleast. What's there to lose?
00:59:29:But how will you recognise him?
00:59:32:He will be holding a red rose
00:59:39:What?
00:59:41:Daddy chose this ape for me!
00:59:43:Hurry up, man. That baldy's daughter|must be waiting for us
00:59:48:And his loafer friend is also with him?
00:59:51:This is too much. That dame|isn't anywhere to be seen...
00:59:54:who was supposed to receive us?
00:59:55:That bald head said she would|recognise us by this rose
00:59:59:Excuse me Yes
01:00:01:Actually I am that girl,|the one you are supposed to meet
01:00:05:Oh, so you are! What a darling...
01:00:08:...a real sweetheart
01:00:10:Your heart is so full of love
01:00:12:Come and give me a hug
01:00:19:Ajay, what's all this?
01:00:21:Keep quiet, I'll tell you later
01:00:24:Leave me alone|I am hugging my fiancee
01:00:27:It's nobody's business,
01:00:29:come and give me a hug, my love
01:00:33:Let go of me
01:00:34:Oh, it feels so good to hug you
01:00:42:What's the matter?
01:00:43:I think there is something in my pants
01:00:45:Is it? We'll go home and check it out
01:00:48:Shall we make a move? Yes
01:00:49:Come on, Ajay
01:00:53:Welcome gentlemen
01:00:55:Bahadur, send them up
01:00:58:I mean to the bungalow up the hill
01:01:01:You go ahead, we'll follow|in the other car
01:01:06:Shall I accompany them?
01:01:08:Shut up. You'll come with me
01:01:09:Bahadur? Yes?
01:01:11:How long will it take|to reach the place?
01:01:13:About 3 to 4 hours
01:01:18:There's a monkey inside!
01:01:20:007 BOND
01:01:22:Calls himself James bloody Bond!
01:01:24:My wife treats him like a brother
01:01:27:He's supposed to watch over me
01:01:31:Hey, you get in front
01:01:34:Get in, sir
01:01:41:Go, man. This would be the|last journey of your life!
01:01:50:Stop at the flower shop please
01:01:53:I need to get some flowers|for my girl friend
01:01:55:I can't stop Why?
01:01:58:Because the brakes aren't working
01:01:59:Oh I see! No brakes
01:02:01:What? No brakes!
01:02:04:How will we get down?
01:02:05:Let me show you... Like this
01:02:11:Hey mister, where are you going?
01:02:13:Please come back
01:02:15:Ta ta, sir
01:02:27:Oh no!
01:02:39:You are great, you saved our lives
01:02:42:You are not a monkey, you're an angel
01:02:54:Hey guy, where are you off to!
01:03:01:What a strange creature!
01:03:05:Ajay! Watch out
01:03:19:Hey man, how the hell did you|drive on two wheels?
01:03:24:Ajay, look ahead!
01:03:28:Honey! Why is the engine misfiring?
01:03:31:Wake up, something hit us!
01:03:35:Look who is at the back!
01:03:37:Get out of the way
01:03:40:Oh, my God!
01:03:42:They are the same guys...
01:03:44:who came to rape me in the bathroom|the other day
01:03:47:Move out
01:03:49:Don't you worry, love
01:03:50:They will have to rape me first
01:03:56:Shit!
01:04:29:Ta ta Ta ta
01:04:31:You bloody mosquito!
01:04:32:Just let me get my hands on you
01:05:00:Madam
01:05:03:Madam!
01:05:05:What's the problem, Bahadur?
01:05:08:Those two guys...
01:05:09:They were killed in a car crash
01:05:12:What!
01:05:15:They are dead!
01:05:18:Okay, you go in your cottage
01:05:20:No, please no, let me sleep here
01:05:23:Why?
01:05:24:You see, people who die this way|turn into ghosts
01:05:30:Their spirits wander everywhere
01:05:33:I am very scared
01:05:36:Please let me sleep here today
01:05:39:Okay, sleep on the sofa
01:05:42:Thank you, madam
01:05:44:Oh my God!
01:06:07:Bahadur?
01:06:09:Bahadur!
01:06:49:Madam, look...
01:06:55:Oh, no! Bahadur!
01:07:17:Kajal
01:07:19:No!
01:07:20:Open the door
01:07:40:Who is it?
01:07:43:Who is there?
01:07:58:Recognise me?
01:08:03:I'm your death
01:08:06:I have killed him already
01:08:09:Now it's your turn
01:08:19:Come!
01:09:16:Bahadur, you too!
01:09:19:You gave me one thousand rupees|to fail the brakes
01:09:24:And he gave me two thousand|to put on this act
01:09:45:Who do you think you are, huh?
01:09:47:Take yourself to be a great clown?
01:09:49:This wasn't at all funny!
01:09:51:I will break your face if you go about|your pranks again
01:10:01:Madhu!
01:10:03:Madhu...
01:10:04:Why did you slap him?
01:10:07:Didn't you see what he did to me?
01:10:09:And how about what you did to them
01:10:11:You had their car brakes failed...
01:10:13:They could have been easily killed,
01:10:16:hadn't they jumped out at the right time
01:10:20:Don't joke with others if you|can't take it yourself
01:10:33:Don't try to stop me. Let me go, please
01:10:36:Don't get cross, listen to me
01:10:38:Ajay, please... leave me alone|Don't stop me
01:10:49:Sorry
01:10:54:Didn't you hear? I already apologised
01:11:04:Let go of my bag
01:11:06:I won't till you forgive me
01:11:10:I said, leave my bag
01:11:12:You are lucky, man|Your wife is apologising...
01:11:15:In over forty years of my marriage...
01:11:17:it's always been me who|ends up apologising
01:11:20:Shut up, old man
01:11:23:I said leave my bag
01:11:30:Will you or won't you leave it?
01:11:32:No
01:11:34:I say, let it go
01:11:41:See what I mean!|You should have pardoned me
01:12:04:Damn you!
01:13:04:What kind of wine was it|which you made me drink,
01:13:09:...that upset my entire system!
01:13:17:Thank you, guys, many thanks
01:13:38:Hey, aren't you saying it
01:13:40:What?
01:13:41:That you've a crush on me,|you love me too
01:13:47:I feel embarassed
01:13:49:If you won't I'd be in despair
01:13:53:I Love You
01:13:56:Yes!
01:17:58:Share mark... oh, here...
01:18:01:Don't read newspaper, you can watch|all this stuff on TV
01:18:05:You're wasting your time
01:18:07:You hit me!
01:18:09:One bloody mosquito can|make a person gutless
01:18:13:It can very well make one lose nerve
01:18:16:Anyway, just a mosquito it was!
01:18:20:But one fax will make you go insane
01:18:23:Ajay is coming tomorrow
01:18:27:Who will make all the arrangements?
01:18:29:Don't worry, leave all that to me
01:18:44:So, how did you like all this?
01:18:48:The music will go on until|it becomes a pain in yor ass
01:18:53:What! Come on, come on move
01:18:57:And these girls here... Wow!
01:18:59:...will freak you out with flowers
01:19:04:Shut up!
01:19:05:Look, Ajay is here
01:19:08:Girls, don't just stand there!
01:19:10:Go and give them a grand welcome
01:19:14:Come on, darling
01:19:18:Who is that girl?
01:19:20:Thank you
01:19:21:She is a friend of my daughter|She lives in a filthy slum
01:19:26:What? It's true
01:19:29:Cheer up, dear brother-in-law
01:19:32:Photographer, take his picture with them|Hurry up
01:19:35:Hey, what are you doing, don't...
01:19:39:And what might you be staring at, sir?
01:19:45:Thanks for the welcome, Dad
01:19:47:I have yet to give you|a true welcome at home, later
01:19:49:Please look here, smile please
01:19:51:Smile Dad
01:19:56:Bye Dad, See you
01:19:58:He has totally disgraced you
01:20:02:Turn back, you too are about to greet|your worst nightmare!
01:20:07:Hi Dad
01:20:09:What!
01:20:12:Oh, thank you
01:20:15:Wow!
01:20:20:Don't stand here like a mad bull
01:20:23:Go ahead and have one photo with|your daughter and son-in-law
01:20:26:Shut the fuck up! Take him away
01:20:28:Bald head
01:20:30:He's got an attitude problem, man!
01:20:33:Hey, leave me alone, don't...
01:20:36:Oh, Dad, I never dreamed you would|welcome us like this
01:20:40:Yes, yes
01:20:41:I will show you later
01:20:43:You brat, we sent you there|to bring Ajay and Madhu close,
01:20:47:...and you had the nerve to|start an affair with her yourself!
01:20:50:Dear father-in-law, it was natural,
01:20:52:You sent the cat to guard the milk,|it's certain to lick it all up
01:20:56:Bastard, I'll kill you
01:21:00:Daddy, daddy
01:21:01:We can settle all this at home
01:21:03:Otherwise the whole town will know|about this story in tomorrow's papers
01:21:10:Smile please, Daddy, smile
01:21:13:Let's go, darling
01:21:15:Bye Ta ta
01:21:21:Did you see how our children insulted us
01:21:25:Take out that marriage certificate,
01:21:27:and we'll show them|what we're capable of!
01:21:30:Relax, Harbu. Calm yourself
01:21:33:When there are many ways|to solve the problem...
01:21:38:why go for the ultimate option
01:21:41:Leave it to me and watch what I do!
01:21:53:Welcome father-in-law, my respects
01:22:05:Bastard
01:22:08:Don't worry, sir, it will be done
01:22:13:Raja, we don't need|your services anymore
01:22:17:Come with me, I'll settle your account
01:22:22:Why?
01:22:23:Because he is the new owner|of this garage
01:22:41:You had me fired, it is alright
01:22:43:But how will you kick me out|from your daughter's heart?
01:22:47:You bloody...
01:22:57:That just goes to show how a|lower-class mind works
01:23:01:You moron, we fired you so that|you could own this garage
01:23:09:Just sign this contract...
01:23:12:and you'll be the new owner|of this 25 million worth garage
01:23:17:But remember one thing,
01:23:18:Your sign on this will be|the guarantee that,
01:23:21:you'll be out of Madhu's life forever
01:23:25:Here... Sign it
01:23:29:Go ahead, do it
01:23:33:What are you doing? Come here,
01:23:37:Money is our ultimate goal, that's why|we played this game of love,
01:23:42:now when you're getting it,|why change your mind!
01:23:45:I suggest you sign it
01:23:48:Okay, I'll sign it
01:23:51:Where is the pen?
01:23:52:Sir, hand me the pen please
01:23:59:Would that be all, sir?
01:24:00:Yes, yes
01:24:01:Hey, girlie, now tell me what would be|your price to leave my son alone?
01:24:05:A cup of tea
01:24:07:A cup of tea?!
01:24:08:Yes, you'll have to drink|one cup of tea made by me
01:24:11:Huh! I take nothing touched by the poor
01:24:16:We are not poor now,|we own this garage
01:24:21:You can certainly have a cup of tea
01:24:25:Well said, the boy has a point there
01:24:28:Okay bring it. We'll drink
01:24:30:Come on, Kajal. Let's make tea for them
01:25:30:Here, gentlemen, please do have some tea
01:25:36:What are you doing?
01:25:38:This tea is worth 25 million rupees
01:25:40:Let me see what the expensive tea|tastes like
01:25:47:Hey, it just turned out to be|ordinary tea
01:25:51:If 25 million couldn't change|the taste of tea,
01:25:56:How would it change our minds?
01:26:00:You truly have no self respect|to be still standing here!
01:26:04:No respectful person can stand|such an insult!
01:26:06:Someone else in your place|would have died of shame
01:26:10:It'll be you both who is going to die...
01:26:13:and that too a dog's death
01:26:16:Come on, fellows
01:26:18:Break their bones